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[kevin bacon puzzle]

So many bugs...

I couldn't even finish playing this, there were bugs making me teleport around the screen to my death. Kevin Bacon would be ashamed, and is probably turning over in his grave right now.

fortunacus responds:

stupid faggot, can you make this similar game??? asshole

[Memoir: Text Adventure]

Great game!

Played through it a couple times and finally got the Good Ending. It was pretty cool how each event had different outcomes based on your abilities and some luck, I haven't seen many other games like this. Hopefully there'll be a sequel. :D
I managed to get a high score of 174,000, but my score wouldn't post to the leaderboard. :(

BlueFlameSkulls responds:

As far as I can tell the leaderboard works.

Though this particular leaderboard only records one score (whatever your highest was) from each person.

I'm not sure why it won't record. Could be a number of things.

[3D Maze Escape V0.1]

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Play through it once, you'll notice some things that should be fixed. For instance: the ability to win. It goes through an infinite loop, currently; the maze minigame leads back to the first room. And take out that awful transition between rooms, it'll make the game a little more fast-paced and interesting. Right now, it interrupts the flow of the game and breaks the player's attention; taking it out should make it flow a bit more smoothly. Also, instead of making the text a button for the Start and Replay screens, you might want to consider making a button with text on it, which would make it easier to click.
Overall, not bad for a first attempt at Flash. Work on it a bit more, test it fully, and then resubmit it. Til then, I'll have to leave you a 3/10 and a 0/5, but best of luck on the next try.

Rockclaw123 responds:

Thak's for the great reply. I mentioned that there are bugs in the author comments section. I'm going to start a full game that macts more like a maze.

[Bango!]

Physics weren't great, but overall not bad.

It was a decent game, but I constantly fell through corners of blocks. Also, jumping was a bit weird, it seemed like there was barely any horizontal momentum and lots of upward momentum, so it was tricky to judge how far I could jump. Overall though, it wasn't bad. It got really repetitive really quick and a change in music/background would be nice, but the idea of it was decent, almost like a Qbert feel. One thing I'd suggest changing is to make more interesting puzzles, not so much the annoying block-just-out-of-reach kind of puzzles.

RJGames responds:

Thanks for your feedback. I agree with what you said, and will take it into account

[Becker StarFighter]

Not bad...

But you should really finish it a bit more before submitting. Graphics were nice, but there were no instructions and you were invulnerable. I liked the acceleration effect (ie. slow build-up to top speed), but you might want to increase the acceleration. Right now, it just feels a bit laggy.
Overall, not bad. Finish it up a bit more and resubmit, and I think it'll turn out pretty nicely.

quazzi58 responds:

Thanks for the constructive response yeah I'm a real noob. This will not work if you do not have flash 10. This was done in CS4 and well I exported for that. I will resubmit for those who can't view. I import all my as3 code and i cannot figure out how to get my title screen to appear. I have made one but for some reason I can't get it to show. I created the intro in a separate file and can't seem to get them connected. I also cannot seem to find anywhere a tutorial on how to make a healthbar based on a variable such as my hit variable. More or less i want after being hit 100 times your health would be zero and game over/showscore/restart_btn

[Drunken Masters]

NOOOO!

I got so far... and then it froze on me. T-T
Awesome game though. :D

JohnnySedona responds:

Thanks! Sorry for the freeze- there's a lot going on in there.

[Hungry are the Dead]

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Awesome game, but it got boring fast. Once you have all the upgrades, there's really no incentive to keep playing.

TheMillz responds:

So then don't play it bo more. I don't care really, I got my money already, I don't need to impress anyone.

[Boss Bash]

Not bad.

But the last henchman for the DD game was incredibly tough, Wart occasionally froze when you hit him, and you can't use Life in the Zelda game. The controls weren't as smooth as I would've liked, but that's to be expected. Overall, great game. :)

BoMToons responds:

You can use life in the zelda game, you just have to have enough magic points...just like in the real game. The wart freezing thing should be fixed as soon as NG admin approves my update.

[S.O.A.P SNAKE EATER]

This game makes no sense.

I mean, I'm Samuel L. Jackson! Why are there snakes I cannot eat? ALL snakes are edible to Samuel L. Jackson! He's had it with these snakes! He hungers for them! All your snakes are belong to him! No snake is safe from his gnashing, gnashing teeth! Your games spreads lies, it gives the snakes false hope. But there is only one truth.

Samuel L. Jackson is up in ur plane, eatin all ur snakes.

Mechabloby responds:

My Samuel L Jackson could beat up your Samuel L Jackson!

[The Impossible Quiz]

#66...

I figured it'd be Australia because of the whole 'WTF mate?' thing, but then it wasn't, and it wasn't the other answers, unless you have to click them in the right order? But the METEORS, man, the METEORS! They came right out of the SKY! They were all like 'FWOOMPF! CRASH! BOOM!' and it was all like 'HURRY! End of the WORLD!' And I was like 'Nuh-uh! The dinosaurs survived, so can I, man!' and then I remembered that only the rats survived, so I painted on some whiskers, but it didn't help cause of the METEORS and the FWOOMPF CRASH BOOM and the fire and the shockwaves and the angry kitten that made friends with my arm through vigorous use of fangs and claws and talons and poodle hat... but then it was all like 'GAME OVER MAN!' and I was like 'Okay, cool. The meteors are gone.' and I did it again and then the METEORS CAME BACK. And then it was like 'GAME OVER AGAIN, MAN. YOU SUCK.' and I was like 'Hey!' but I did it again anyway, and I did it again a bunch more times, but it didn't help, the meteors kept coming back, then the GAME OVER made me go back to the four-hole polo so I figured it out, I figured out that the meteors and the GAME OVER, hey were working together, so I boycotted the GAME OVER, but the METEORS! kept throwing me into it! So I didn't go back to the four-hole polo, I refused! I was like a Civil Rights activist, only with GAME OVERS and armageddon METEORS and FWOOMPF CRASH BOOM and less food getting dumped on me with fire hoses and dogs and stuff, but there was a cat, so does that count? But you should put in Continues, it's GAME OVER's only weakness! Its ONLY weakness, we have to put in Continues and fight the METEOR-GAME OVER alliance! Are you with me!?

...my eye started twitching. Is that bad?

Splapp-me-do responds:

You're MY KIND OF PERSON! Anyway, the answer is at the end of the world.... SRSLY!